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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking ceremony of oversight, Wiz Research experts heroically leapt into action this January, unveiling a gaping chasm in DeepSeek’s cybersecurity defenses that could only be described as the digital equivalent of a revolving door. While DeepSeek was busy perfecting chatbot algorithms to…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning display of efficiency, cybercriminals have outsourced the burden of thinking to AI, allowing them to exploit Citrix flaws before their coffee even cools. The recently unleashed HexStrike AI is being touted as the secret weapon for those who believe ‘intellectual laziness’…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a daring display of digital heroism, Cloudflare has once again donned its cape to vanquish the forces of teenage angst armed with the mightiest of botnet armies. With an attack the size of 11.5 terabits per second, these basement-dwelling warriors almost managed to…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an act of profound heroism, Salesloft has gallantly decided to suspend the operation of Drift, their prized marketing SaaS, in what can only be described as an unprecedented move of self-Sabotage as-a-Service (SaaS). The company, reeling from the cyber equivalent of a sticky…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking development, MIT’s State of AI in Business report unearthed a remarkable skill among organizations: investing in enterprise AI tools no one wants to use. With 40% of companies splurging on these shiny subscriptions, only to find 90% of employees happily experimenting…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking revelation, the cybersecurity community is gasping as the npm package ‘nodejs-smtp’, which we can only assume stands for ‘Not Providing Mail’, has been caught red-handed impersonating the beloved nodemailer. This package has clearly misunderstood its job description, choosing instead to moonlight…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking move towards diversification, Android droppers have taken a page out of the tech world’s book by pivoting their business model. Once solely dedicated to peddling the premium product of the cyber-underworld, banking trojans, these droppers have now expanded their portfolio to…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a remarkable show of cybersecurity prowess, WhatsApp has patched a zero-click exploit that cleverly took advantage of users’ tendency to not click on anything at all. This move leaves experts wondering if the next step in cyber defense is to simply make people…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist to nobody, Sitecore Experience Platform has made a splash in the security world with its latest trio of vulnerabilities, dubbed the ‘Culinary Collection.’ These flaws are bound to add a sizzling new flavor to the lives of attackers everywhere, right…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the latest episode of ‘Why We Can’t Have Nice Things,’ cybercriminals have taken the open-source forensic tool Velociraptor, meant to help with digital investigations, and twisted its purpose to deploy Visual Studio Code for Command and Control (C2) tunneling. Clearly, when life gives…