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In a dazzling display of cybersecurity acrobatics, Qualcomm has patched three zero-day vulnerabilities in its Adreno GPU, just in time for Android enthusiasts to breathe a collective sigh of relief. The company boasted that these fixes were faster than a hacker at a cybersecurity conference trying to blend in with normal people. The vulnerabilities, affectionately…
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In a bold move equivalent to leaving your car keys in the ignition at the mall, smartphones from Ulefone and Krüger&Matz have revolutionized the concept of ‘user-friendly’ by letting any app reset your device and merrily waltz off with your PIN. Forget complicated cybersecurity measures—these phones skip straight to the punchline: who needs privacy? If…
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In a stunning twist that no one saw coming except everyone with Wi-Fi, elite hacking groups have decided to let artificial intelligence do the heavy lifting. Apparently, AI malware, equipped with the street smarts of a quantum hacker, has been sent on a whirlwind cyber-tour of the world’s most vulnerable networks, leaving human attackers free…
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In a bold shift to combat increasingly advanced cyber threats, four critical industries have unveiled a groundbreaking defense strategy that experts are dubbing the ‘Perpetual Reboot Protocol.’ Amidst the cacophony of sophisticated attacks involving encryption, lateral movement, and not-so-friendly strangers living off the land—IT departments have discovered that rebooting any and every system every 15…
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In the latest cyber espionage plot twist, CFOs across the globe were left scratching their heads after receiving job offers from a company named ‘Ethical Hackers Inc.’ These offers, which were delivered via email using the sophisticated NetBird tool, promised lucrative positions in the thrilling world of cyber skullduggery. The operation, described by experts as…
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In a bold move to improve their SEO rankings, the U.S. Department of Justice has decided to expand its web development portfolio by seizing domains linked to cybercrime. Who knew breaking the law could come with a free marketing consultation? Employing an innovative strategy that involves domain confiscation, the DoJ envisions a future where cybercriminals…
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In a groundbreaking discovery, cybersecurity experts have revealed that joining the ‘forbidden password club’ has never been easier. Thanks to new vulnerabilities in core dump handlers in Ubuntu, RHEL, and Fedora, your password hashes now have the security integrity of a wet paper bag laced with secrets. All hail the randomness of CVE-2025-5054 and CVE-2025-4598,…
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In a daring move reminiscent of a Bruce Lee film, China-linked hackers have apparently decided to give SQL servers a crash course in martial arts, exploiting them with the finesse of a black belt instructor. SAP NetWeaver, caught off guard, has been seen practicing tai chi in hopes of warding off the blows. These cyber…
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In the latest thrilling episode of ’21st Century Cyber Gods’, our villain EDDIESTEALER has hit the stage, bypassing Chrome’s app-bound encryption with the flair of a magician making your data disappear. The audacity! The drama! It appears that cybersecurity is now more of a reality show than a practice, with hackers eager to take home…
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In an unprecedented move described as ‘bold,’ ‘risky,’ and ‘has he lost his mind?’ Jason Elrod, CISO of MultiCare Health System, unveiled his revolutionary plan to transform healthcare cybersecurity from the cold, unyielding ‘Department of No’ to a more welcoming ‘Culture of Definitely Maybe.’ Elrod candidly admits, ‘We’ve been so busy shouting ‘No’ like toddlers…