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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. While you were busy dodging phishing emails from your grandmother’s cat and ransomware holding your spreadsheets hostage, another threat has been quietly sipping coffee in your codebase corner: exposed Git repositories. These repositories are like the overenthusiastic interns of the tech world, eager to…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the latest episode of ‘Oops, We Did It Again,’ cybersecurity researchers have unearthed a delightful vulnerability in Kigen’s eSIM technology, proving once more that modern technology is as secure as a wet paper bag. The glitch, which experts describe as a ‘non-feature,’ offers…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an uproarious display of digital slapstick, the world’s leading cyber experts continue their standup routine, where the joke is outdated tools and the punchline is your personal data. It’s a classic act where forgetting to update your antivirus is akin to leaving your…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning victory for those who only wanted to update their grandparents’ antivirus software, the CBI has added an esteemed chapter to its achievements by shutting down a £390K tech support scam. Users across the U.K. can now cautiously resume answering phone calls…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the latest episode of ‘Things Developers Wish They Hadn’t Done,’ over 600 Laravel applications have been transformed into a hacker’s amusement park due to the accidental public release of APP_KEYs on GitHub. That’s right, folks—these keys are now the hottest collectibles in the…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking discovery that has left both hackers and AI developers in shock, the latest variant of the famous RowHammer attack has been spotted casually walking all over NVIDIA GPUs, making them feel like they’ve been through a high-intensity CrossFit class. Don’t worry,…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a daring attempt to achieve techno-utopia, hackers worldwide are uniting to transform mundane cars into Star Trek vessels using the latest PerfektBlue Bluetooth vulnerabilities. Why manually shift gears when your car can automatically engage warp speed on the freeway? Sources say that facing…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an innovative twist on traditional cybersecurity approaches, Fortinet announced a patch for their recently discovered ‘Self-Destruct SQL Injection’ feature in FortiWeb. It turns out, the vulnerability with a CVSS score of 9.6 is less of a flaw, and more of an avant-garde way…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Great news for companies everywhere! AI is here not just to make coffee instantaneously and predict your next inappropriate social media post, but to add a special feature: facilitating data breaches with the efficiency of a Roomba on a mission. Welcome to 2025, where…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In what could only be described as a thrilling new installment of “What Will Ruin My Day Next,” CISA has decided to spice up their Known Exploited Vulnerabilities (KEV) catalog with a freshly minted disaster: CVE-2025-5777. Yes, just when you thought it was safe…