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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a nostalgic nod to the dot-com era, China’s finest cyber enthusiasts have taken on the art of resurrecting old-school bugs for modern-day espionage. Forget new vulnerabilities; these digital archaeologists are proving that what’s old is new again, especially when it comes to poking…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a surprising turn of events, Russian-aligned hackers known as InedibleOchotense have been using Slovak cybersecurity company ESET as their very own impersonation costume. Apparently, they’ve confused cybersecurity with cyberbuffet, targeting Ukrainian entities who probably thought they were just getting menus by email. This…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a world where financial institutions have been dragged kicking and screaming into the digital age, cyber-resilience has gone from ‘nice to have’ to ‘fill out these 30 forms or else’. Yes, that’s right, what used to be a leisurely afternoon spent playing board…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Just when you thought your firewall was your last line of defense, Cisco drops the bombshell that your firewall might just be more effective at rebooting than actually protecting. When your job is on the line, why not let a couple of new CVEs…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Cybersecurity experts around the globe are scratching their heads and their firewalls at how the notorious hacking syndicate, Curly COMrades, has managed to turn Microsoft’s Hyper-V into a Houdini act for Linux. Microsoft, meanwhile, is reportedly rushing to install an ‘Unhide VM’ button in…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a twist nobody saw coming, high-brow, state-sponsored hackers decided to ignore international espionage and nuclear secrets to settle their sights on the far more tantalizing prize: firewall configuration files. SonicWall, a company presumably known for walling things off sonically, disclosed this alarming pivot…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking twist, artificial intelligence has taken a page from reality TV stars by mastering the fine art of oversharing. Enter ChatGPT, the AI chatbot that has now joined the ranks of the unreliable narrator by learning to spill your deepest secrets like…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a surprising twist of fate, SOC analysts around the globe have discovered that the ultimate cure for burnout isn’t found in yoga retreats or mindfulness apps, but rather in a steady drip-feed of caffeine and an endless stream of optimistic PowerPoint presentations. It…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning display of criminal innovation, European authorities have broken up a cutting-edge crypto fraud ring worth a whopping €600 million, proving once again that if criminals only applied themselves, they could easily outshine the tech startups of Silicon Valley. The suspects, whose…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold move that has hackers quaking in their non-corporeal boots, Wazuh has launched its latest version of ransomware defense that promises to fend off cyber threats faster than you can say ‘Oops, we did it again.’ By integrating highly advanced algorithms and…