In a stunning technological advance, Meta has introduced a new anti-scam tool that will make WhatsApp and Messenger users feel like they’re back in the Stone Age. Because nothing screams progress like receiving tech advice from an artificially intelligent version of your Aunt Mildred, who’s convinced even her fridge is plotting against her.

The groundbreaking feature encourages users to think twice before sharing sensitive information like bank details or verification codes during video calls. It’s like your own personal assistant, rudely interrupting romantic online dates by shrieking, ‘DON’T SEND THAT!’ at frequencies only dogs—and scam artists—can hear.

Meanwhile, over on Messenger, users can now choose to receive alerts that are about as subtle as a flashing neon sign in a library. With varying options ranging from ‘Mildly Concerned’ to ‘Apocalyptic Panic,’ these notifications promise to ensure that your social life is as disrupted as possible, all in the name of cybersecurity.