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In a groundbreaking operation that left tech giants and aspiring hackers alike in a state of existential dread, Europol has successfully waged war against the insidious menace of ‘The Internet,’ that dastardly network enabling cybercrime since the dawn of the digital age. The daring operation, dubbed ‘Operation Endgame’ (surely implying the comic-book-style drama it deserves),…
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In an astounding display of innovative vulnerability design, Microsoft’s latest gift to cyber attackers — the Windows Server 2025 — has introduced a dazzling new flaw that could revolutionize the way we think about digital security, or the lack thereof. The company has blessed us with a brand new privilege escalation flaw, cleverly built right…
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In a shocking twist that has left cybersecurity experts chuckling in disbelief, sophisticated Chinese hackers, tracked ominously as UAT-6382, reportedly breached U.S. government networks by exploiting a vulnerability in Trimble Cityworks. It’s rumored that the flaw was discovered during a routine game of Minesweeper and was promptly categorized under ‘Oops, We Did It Again!’ vulnerabilities.…
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In a shocking revelation, it turns out identity security isn’t quite as automated as an Amazon drone delivery. Instead, it’s more like waiting for a carrier pigeon with a security patch tied to its leg. New research suggests that less than 4% of security teams have successfully automated their identity workflows, meaning the rest depend…
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In a groundbreaking revelation, the tech world has embraced the fact that Continuous Integration and Continuous Delivery (CI/CD) pipelines not only speed up development but also create express lanes for hackers everywhere. Why bother with slow, traditional hacking methods when you can infiltrate automated systems that do the work for you? Wazuh, the industry’s latest…
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In a galaxy not so far away, interstellar con artists have turned to Facebook to launch a cyber offensive that even Captain Kirk would find alarming. These cunning fraudsters are deploying Kling AI—no relation to the Klingon Language Institute or even anything remotely enjoyable—to lure unsuspecting internet travelers into a wormhole of malware mayhem. The…
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In an unprecedented surge more exciting than a stock market bull run, PureRAT malware has decided to switch careers from an obscure cyber threat to the honorary mascot of Russian corporations. Sources say this charming malware has stolen more data and hearts in the first third of 2025 than a Las Vegas magician. Who knew…
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In a groundbreaking move for the world of mischief and mayhem, cybercriminals have stepped up their game with a cunning new ploy involving JavaScript injections to redirect unsuspecting web surfers to a Progressive Web App (PWA) that offers the cutting-edge experience of adult scams. Because, clearly, we’ve all been waiting for a more efficient way…
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In today’s digital age, spotting a phishing attack is as easy as spotting Waldo at a stripes-only convention. Forget about complex AI-driven solutions or dedicated security teams, when what you truly need is a sharp eye and a healthy dose of paranoia. If you think that email from ‘Prince Notalotto’ offering you a kingdom sounds…
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In an impressive display of modern-day digital Robin Hooding, Hazy Hawk has swooped in to demonstrate that the greatest threat to corporate security isn’t hackers, but their own IT departments. Who needs sophisticated cyber weapons when you can just exploit the glaringly obvious misconfigurations in DNS records? Talk about taking lemons and making a lucrative…