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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented move that experts are calling a ‘token of appreciation,’ the Eclipse Foundation has taken its security game to the next level by burning calories through the vigorous exercise of revoking leaked tokens. When asked for comment, a spokesperson said they were…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. The U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) and the National Security Agency (NSA), in an act of pure optimism, have declared their latest campaign to save the world’s servers from themselves. With a plan that involves words like ‘harden’ and ‘potential exploitation,’ they’re…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Managed Service Providers (MSPs) have finally unlocked the secret to turning cybersecurity into a mystical growth potion. The recipe involves a dash of fear, a sprinkle of compliance jargon, and a heavy dollop of clueless client expectations. It’s a dish best served with a…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a gallant effort to rescue users from their own magnificent incompetence, Apple has unveiled a security layer in macOS that essentially babysits administrative tasks with the dedication of a helicopter parent monitoring a toddler near a busy street. Because nothing screams ‘cutting-edge technology’…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking revelation that has rocked the tech world to its core, Russian ransomware gangs have decided to put a new spin on the open-source philosophy by turning AdaptixC2 into their weapon of choice for menacing online attacks. Because nothing says ‘innovation’ quite…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold move to redefine software development, the npm registry has reportedly introduced a groundbreaking feature: the PhantomRaven malware, delighting developers with its unique ability to steal GitHub tokens. Why bother with the tedious process of securing your credentials when you can have…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a development that’s shaking the very foundation of AI credibility, a new cyber trick called ‘context poisoning’ is leaving AI models citing sources about as reliable as a Wikipedia page edited by your grandma. It turns out that if a website smirkingly tells…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a thrilling plot twist that shocked absolutely no one, cybercriminals have embraced their inner opportunists, exploiting critical vulnerabilities in Dassault Systèmes DELMIA Apriso and XWiki. Experts would be tearing their hair out if they hadn’t already accepted baldness as an occupational hazard. While…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Why deal with the mundane world of Governance, Risk, and Compliance (GRC) when an army of AI minions can do it for you? Tune in to our webinar and learn how to offload accountability to algorithms, because why build human skills when you can…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking revelation, elite university researchers have discovered that CPUs from big names like Intel and AMD have been playing a game of ‘hide and seek’ with your data. Apparently, the processors are so good at keeping secrets that they couldn’t even keep…