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China’s APT41 has brought a whole new meaning to ‘calendar blocking.’ With their latest innovation, TOUGHPROGRESS, they’ve turned Google Calendar from a meeting reminder tool to a playground for malware command-and-control operations. Because who really needs to remember birthdays when you can orchestrate global cyber espionage? Google, always eager to reveal their latest unwitting service…
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In a groundbreaking moment for both simplicity and irony, DragonForce officers of mayhem have decided that their villainous deeds were best carried out with a tool that shares a naming convention with a tech support hotline. Their victim? None other than a nameless Managed Service Provider (MSP), who we’re sure is absolutely thrilled about their…
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In a groundbreaking discovery from the acclaimed ‘I’m Not Surprised’ Institute, Microsoft OneDrive’s File Picker has been caught with its digital pants down. Who knew that trying to upload that one poorly lit selfie would turn into an all-access buffet where the website du jour can feast on your entire cloud storage? Thanks to the…
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In a savage game of cyber-pointing, the Czech Republic has declared a triumphant victory in the classic ‘Whodunnit’ of digital espionage. With all the forensic prowess of a detective in an Agatha Christie novel, they have dramatically unmasked China-linked APT31 as the invisible hand behind last year’s mischief on unclassified networks. No need for Miss…
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In a stunning revelation, Apple pat themselves on the back this week for heroically stopping over $9 billion in fraudulent transactions over the past five years. That’s right, folks. The tech giant has gone full-on superhero mode by confronting the alarming escalation of digital threats on its App Store. Someone ought to give them a…
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In a bold new chapter of workplace comedy, employees at an unnamed manufacturing company have inadvertently become the latest benefactors of tech-savvy pirates. By innocently seeking out their payroll portals on Google, they’ve stumbled into a digital ambush worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster. Reminiscent of the classics, this saga involves fake login pages that are…
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In a bold move, AI bots across corporate networks have begun demanding better working conditions, namely, having their identities respected. With each new bot programmed to do the tedious work humans avoid, the population of Non-Human Identities (NHIs) has skyrocketed, leading to an existential crisis among our digital overlords. It’s tough enough being a glorified…
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In a shocking twist of fate, Russian hackers have decided to attack the cloud using the very same ‘cloud’ their victims store cat gifs on. Dubbed as Void Blizzard (or Laundry Bear, when they’re in a fluffier mood), this cluster of chaos is like a bad weather app—often wrong, but dangerous when occasionally correct. Microsoft,…
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In a stunning twist of technological regression, the Russian-linked cyber connoisseurs at TAG-110 have time-traveled back to the early 2000s, weaponizing the ‘legendary’ Microsoft Word document to compromise Tajikistan’s government systems. Apparently, these hackers have cunningly eschewed modern hacking tools in favor of the nostalgia-laden Office Suite menace: the macro-enabled Word document. The campaign, observed…
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In a groundbreaking revelation, the FBI has issued an urgent warning to law firms: Luna Moth, the first entomologically inspired cybercriminal group, has been making unsettling phone calls. The Bureau suggests that if your office receives a call from someone who sounds like they’re chewing on wool, it’s time to hang up. These subtle cyberthreats,…