• 🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In today’s thrilling episode of “Tech Giants Discover the Obvious,” Microsoft announces that misconfigured email routing can lead to internal domain phishing. Who would have thought that letting your email traffic do the cha-cha without supervision could turn into a security waltz with chaos?…

  • 🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented move that has delighted remote attackers everywhere, the TOTOLINK EX200 has become the unexpected darling of the vulnerability world. Who could have guessed that a simple firmware-upload error would so generously open the doors to complete device takeover? Well, everyone except…

  • 🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a twist of irony so thick you could cut it with a coding knife, several AI-powered VS Code forks have taken “innovation” to a new level by recommending extensions that exist only in the imaginary land of Yet-To-Be-Created. Cursor, Windsurf, Google Antigravity, and…

  • 🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a move that’s making cybercriminals everywhere rejoice, the latest AdonisJS vulnerability is opening the doors to server folders around the globe. With a CVSS score of 9.2, it’s like giving hackers the keys to your car, but instead of a getaway vehicle, they’re…

  • 🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a revelation that’s sure to make your IT department’s day, a new vulnerability has been discovered in n8n. This open-source workflow automation platform, which you probably installed after watching one too many productivity hacks on YouTube, is now offering authenticated users—because who doesn’t…

  • 🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold demonstration of hidden genius, smart toasters across the globe have banded together, proving more adept at online security than their human owners. These breakfast masterminds have not only secured their firmware but have also managed to encrypt every slice of toast…

  • 🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking collaboration between hackers and your unsuspecting smartphones, over 2 million Android devices have enthusiastically joined Kimwolf, the botnet that believes every phone deserves a purpose beyond selfies and doomscrolling. It’s not just a botnet; it’s a career opportunity for your neglected…

  • 🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking innovation that has left military analysts scratching their heads, Russia-aligned hackers have decided to scrap traditional cyber warfare techniques and instead wage their digital campaign using the might of Viber, the messaging app that your parents still think is cool. Why…

  • 🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an absolutely stunning twist, Ilya Lichtenstein—the modern-day alchemist who turned cryptocurrency into a prison sentence—found his redemption not through complex hashing algorithms, but via a legislative ‘hash’ tag. Yes, dear readers, the notorious Bitfinex hack convict has been granted an early taste of…

  • 🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Once upon a time, in the mystical land of cybersecurity, a flock of executives blessed their security teams with Attack Surface Management (ASM) tools, because who doesn’t love a good inventory list? These magical tools promised the world: reduced risk, increased visibility, and, of…