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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Great news for companies everywhere! AI is here not just to make coffee instantaneously and predict your next inappropriate social media post, but to add a special feature: facilitating data breaches with the efficiency of a Roomba on a mission. Welcome to 2025, where…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In what could only be described as a thrilling new installment of “What Will Ruin My Day Next,” CISA has decided to spice up their Known Exploited Vulnerabilities (KEV) catalog with a freshly minted disaster: CVE-2025-5777. Yes, just when you thought it was safe…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist of events, four young masterminds, barely out of their teens and yet already revolutionizing the art of retail disruptions, have been arrested for allegedly launching a £440 million cyber assault on Britain’s treasure troves—Marks & Spencer, Co-op, and the ever-glamorous…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist everyone saw coming, cryptocurrency aficionados were duped by fake companies posing as AI and gaming startups. Naturally, these ‘innovators’ were more interested in capturing digital wallets than revolutionizing gaming. Who could have predicted that a company promising ‘the next big…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking announcement, AMD has proudly unveiled its latest feature: the Transient Scheduler Attacks (TSA), which allows users—whether they want to or not—to share their personal data with the global community. This new feature is inspired by the spirit of openness and connectivity…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking revelation, macOS users have found that not everything in their App Store-adjacent lives is as safe as it seems. Enter ZuRu, the malware that proves once again why the universe gave us the term ‘Trojanized’—a word just as terrifying as it…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In today’s world, AI isn’t just your friendly neighborhood helper; it’s sneakily embedding itself into every aspect of the SaaS you hold dear. Remember the innocent days when software only demanded passwords? Now it’s assimilating AI copilots so fast, you might think they were…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold move that no one saw coming, including their own HR department, the illustrious DoNot APT group has expanded its operations to target European foreign ministries. Sources say the group, known for its groundbreaking work in remote malware installation and unsolicited data…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move, the U.S. Treasury has sanctioned the world’s most notorious IT scam artist, who was just one ‘Hello, sir/madam’ email away from inheriting your spam folder. The criminal masterminds of Andariel reportedly wept in their keyboards as their fraudulent empire came…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In what some are calling an unfortunate misunderstanding and others are calling the least believable excuse since “the dog ate my homework,” 33-year-old Chinese national Xu Zewei was apprehended in Milan, the city known for its fashion, finance, and apparently, hacking expeditions. Xu, presumably…