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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning example of international collaboration, the U.S. government has displayed its prowess in both cyber intelligence and agricultural knowledge by sanctioning a North Korean front company and coincidentally apprehending an Arizona woman for her audacious attempt at starting a laptop replica of…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an exposé more scintillating than your cousin’s bingo night, it appears that employees across the US and UK are clandestinely using generative AI tools developed in China. Who knew that cheeseburgers and fish & chips would unite under the banner of data indiscretion?…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a truly unprecedented turn of events, a group of fire ants has emerged as the latest threat to corporate cybersecurity, putting even the most advanced human hackers to shame. Experts are baffled and exterminators ecstatic as these little critters chew through firewalls like…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unexpected move that makes cybersecurity experts chuckle nervously, Mitel has unveiled its latest innovation for MiVoice MX-ONE systems: the ‘No Password, No Problem’ feature. Supposedly a ‘bug,’ but we all know deep down it’s Mitel’s attempt at making user access more… inclusive?…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist of fate, Sophos and SonicWall have broken the hearts of hackers worldwide by patching critical security flaws in their firewalls and SMA 100 devices. It’s as if these companies actually care about protecting their users. The audacity! The vulnerabilities, which…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a masterstroke of international espionage, China has successfully blended ancient wisdom with modern technology by creating a fake Dalai Lama app aimed at providing ‘enlightenment’—specifically on the private lives of the Tibetan community. Who knew serenity could come with a side of spyware?…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold career move, threat actor Mimo, also known by the endearing nickname ‘Hezb’, has decided to diversify their portfolio. Previously content with wreaking havoc on vulnerable Craft CMS instances, Mimo has now graduated to bigger and more challenging targets: Magento and misconfigured…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move to secure the world of open-source packages, Google has unleashed the OSS Rebuild initiative—essentially a Sherlock Holmes of the digital era—but without the deerstalker hat and with more Python scripts. Because nothing says ‘We’ve got your back’ like a massive…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the grand tradition of cybersecurity, where we tackle today’s threats with yesterday’s solutions, Kerberoasting remains the elegant elephant in every network’s room. For over a decade, experts have engaged in intense debates, from hacker forums to boardrooms, discussing and occasionally solving the perplexing…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. So, you’ve finally mastered the art of SOC management and you’re ready to trade in your comfortable swivel chair for the glorious title of CISO. Congratulations! In this thrilling career move, you’ll get to swap out actual cybersecurity work for thrilling things like Zoom…