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  • French Government Learns The Hard Way That ‘Zero-Day’ Isn’t a New Perfume Scent

    July 3, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist no one saw coming, especially not the French governmental IT department, Chinese hackers have decided to turn casual online browsing into a full-contact sport. Taking advantage of zero-day vulnerabilities in Ivanti Cloud Services Appliance devices, they managed to play the…

  • AI SOC Tools: The Magical Cure-All with One Tiny, Invisible Asterisk*

    July 3, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a world where everything is connected and everyone is vulnerable, AI-powered Security Operations Center (SOC) tools have emerged as the knight in shining armor — if that knight had a slight clanking problem and occasionally mistook dragons for windmills. These tools promise to…

  • Firefox Users Shocked to Discover Browser Loves Crypto, Just Not Their Wallets

    July 3, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a surprising twist that has left Firefox users reeling, it appears their browser has developed a keen interest in cryptocurrency, specifically the art of acquiring other people’s. The revelation that over 40 browser extensions have gone rogue, impersonating legitimate wallet tools, is just…

  • Cisco’s New Feature: Instant Root Access for Everyone!

    July 3, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move that no one saw coming—except, perhaps, the dark web’s happiest hackers—Cisco has unveiled its latest ‘feature’ for the Unified Communications Manager: unrestricted root access for those who dare! Forget about minor enhancements or tedious updates. This is a leap into…

  • North Korean Hackers Embrace Web3: Now Accepting Cryptocurrency Ransom in NimCoin

    July 3, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold stride towards modernization, North Korean hackers have decided that if they can’t beat Web3, they might as well exploit it. Armed with the trendy Nim programming language, these digital desperados are proving that when it comes to malware, they’re the avant-garde…

  • U.S. Slaps Sanctions on Russia’s ‘Cybercriminal Airbnb’ for Hosting Hackers

    July 2, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold move reminiscent of giving a wet noodle a stern talking-to, the U.S. Department of the Treasury has decided to take down Russia-based bulletproof hosting provider Aeza Group, a modern-day cybercriminal Airbnb. Apparently, hosting a who’s-who of ransomware aficionados and cyber goons…

  • TOADally Awesome: Hackers Turn PDFs into 21st Century Carrier Pigeons

    July 2, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an utterly groundbreaking revelation, cybersecurity researchers have discovered that hackers are now using PDFs in phishing campaigns to impersonate major tech corporations. Yes, PDFs, the bane of office workers everywhere, now double as double agents. Instead of the classic ‘click this suspicious link’…

  • Cunning Hackers Disguised as Clueless Interns: SOC Teams Bamboozled

    July 2, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a gripping turn of cyber events, digital sleuths have discovered that most network traffic threats are now cleverly disguised as employees who forget their passwords every Monday. This paradigm shift has left company Security Operations Centers (SOCs) staring blankly at their screens, pondering…

  • Cyber Criminals TA829 and UNK_GreenSec Unveil ‘How to be a Hacker’ Webinar Series

    July 1, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the ever-expanding landscape of virtual maliciousness, TA829 and UNK_GreenSec have generously shared their ingenious tactics in a collaborative effort the cybersecurity community didn’t ask for but got anyway. Experts believe this alliance marks an exciting new chapter in the ongoing drama of ‘Who…

  • Visual Studio Code: Now with 100% More Surprise Malware!

    July 1, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an exciting twist that absolutely nobody asked for, it turns out there’s a hidden Easter egg in your favorite Integrated Development Environment (IDE). It’s like a treasure hunt, except the treasure is malicious code that will gleefully execute itself on your unsuspecting developer…

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