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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Cybersecurity experts around the globe are scratching their heads and their firewalls at how the notorious hacking syndicate, Curly COMrades, has managed to turn Microsoft’s Hyper-V into a Houdini act for Linux. Microsoft, meanwhile, is reportedly rushing to install an ‘Unhide VM’ button in…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a twist nobody saw coming, high-brow, state-sponsored hackers decided to ignore international espionage and nuclear secrets to settle their sights on the far more tantalizing prize: firewall configuration files. SonicWall, a company presumably known for walling things off sonically, disclosed this alarming pivot…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking twist, artificial intelligence has taken a page from reality TV stars by mastering the fine art of oversharing. Enter ChatGPT, the AI chatbot that has now joined the ranks of the unreliable narrator by learning to spill your deepest secrets like…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a surprising twist of fate, SOC analysts around the globe have discovered that the ultimate cure for burnout isn’t found in yoga retreats or mindfulness apps, but rather in a steady drip-feed of caffeine and an endless stream of optimistic PowerPoint presentations. It…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning display of criminal innovation, European authorities have broken up a cutting-edge crypto fraud ring worth a whopping €600 million, proving once again that if criminals only applied themselves, they could easily outshine the tech startups of Silicon Valley. The suspects, whose…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold move that has hackers quaking in their non-corporeal boots, Wazuh has launched its latest version of ransomware defense that promises to fend off cyber threats faster than you can say ‘Oops, we did it again.’ By integrating highly advanced algorithms and…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a plot twist that even your least favorite soap opera couldn’t think of, Microsoft Teams has introduced a thrilling new feature: spontaneous coworker impersonation! Who needs a ‘trusted environment’ when every message could be from your boss, your boss’s cat, or someone who…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking turn of events, millions of developers woke up horrified to discover that their beloved React Native CLI tool might as well have been crafted by a cabal of cybercriminals who just wanted a free pass to world domination. While we all…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In this week’s episode of ‘Got Hacked?’, digital daredevils from the notorious Lazarus Group upped the ante, turning Web3 into their personal playground. While some argue they’re just misunderstood artists expressing their craft, others suggest it’s time we stop treating cybersecurity like an art…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unexpected twist of innovation, cybercriminals have found a way to immortalize their command servers through the mystical powers of Ethereum, proving that cryptocurrency’s utility goes far beyond buying NFTs and questionable financial advice. Meet SleepyDuck, the malicious VSX extension that rises like…