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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented move to dive deep into the hacker underworld, Microsoft and CrowdStrike have partnered to release their latest literary masterpiece: ‘The Cyber Villain Dictionary’. This compelling work is set to decode hacker pseudonyms that sound suspiciously like rejected Marvel villain names. Cybersecurity…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move, Google Chrome has decided to revoke the virtual driver’s licenses of two certificate authorities, Chunghwa Telecom and Netlock, for what they’re calling ‘patterns of concerning behavior.’ Apparently, these certificate authorities have been attending the online equivalent of unsupervised basement parties.…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a dazzling display of cybersecurity acrobatics, Qualcomm has patched three zero-day vulnerabilities in its Adreno GPU, just in time for Android enthusiasts to breathe a collective sigh of relief. The company boasted that these fixes were faster than a hacker at a cybersecurity…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold move equivalent to leaving your car keys in the ignition at the mall, smartphones from Ulefone and Krüger&Matz have revolutionized the concept of ‘user-friendly’ by letting any app reset your device and merrily waltz off with your PIN. Forget complicated cybersecurity…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning twist that no one saw coming except everyone with Wi-Fi, elite hacking groups have decided to let artificial intelligence do the heavy lifting. Apparently, AI malware, equipped with the street smarts of a quantum hacker, has been sent on a whirlwind…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold shift to combat increasingly advanced cyber threats, four critical industries have unveiled a groundbreaking defense strategy that experts are dubbing the ‘Perpetual Reboot Protocol.’ Amidst the cacophony of sophisticated attacks involving encryption, lateral movement, and not-so-friendly strangers living off the land—IT…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the latest cyber espionage plot twist, CFOs across the globe were left scratching their heads after receiving job offers from a company named ‘Ethical Hackers Inc.’ These offers, which were delivered via email using the sophisticated NetBird tool, promised lucrative positions in the…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold move to improve their SEO rankings, the U.S. Department of Justice has decided to expand its web development portfolio by seizing domains linked to cybercrime. Who knew breaking the law could come with a free marketing consultation? Employing an innovative strategy…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking discovery, cybersecurity experts have revealed that joining the ‘forbidden password club’ has never been easier. Thanks to new vulnerabilities in core dump handlers in Ubuntu, RHEL, and Fedora, your password hashes now have the security integrity of a wet paper bag…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a daring move reminiscent of a Bruce Lee film, China-linked hackers have apparently decided to give SQL servers a crash course in martial arts, exploiting them with the finesse of a black belt instructor. SAP NetWeaver, caught off guard, has been seen practicing…