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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking revelation that nobody saw coming—except maybe the IT guy who warned everyone last Thursday—Wiz has uncovered a critical flaw in Base44, the platform that’s been coding vibes like it’s 1999. Apparently, the backdoor was left wide open, allowing anyone with an…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. For years, the most nefarious cybercriminals were too busy finding exotic exploits and crafting malware to appreciate the elegance of duping your sweet, naive browser. Yes, the same browser that tirelessly suggests passwords you’ll never remember or kindly offers to accept all cookies without…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking turn of events, cybercriminals have decided that instead of using traditional break-and-enter tactics, they’ll simply schedule a meeting with your IT department through a suspiciously well-crafted Google Calendar invite. After all, nothing screams ‘I’m a hacker’ more than turning up in…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking revelation that has absolutely no significance in changing our lives whatsoever, cybersecurity researchers have discovered over a dozen security vulnerabilities in the Niagara Framework. The same framework that was lauded for making smart buildings as intelligent as your average potato now…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a twist more predictable than a soap opera arc, Russian aerospace industries find themselves blindsided by a speck of digital mischief called EAGLET. Apparently, hackers, probably sporting trench coats and villainous mustaches, have swooped down like seagulls at a picnic to make off…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist, Turkish defense contractors have discovered that not every email invitation is accompanied by canapés and a smooth jazz band. The latest spear-phishing campaign by the notorious group, Patchwork, opted for a more cerebral approach, choosing cyber heists over cocktail parties.…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning example of international collaboration, the U.S. government has displayed its prowess in both cyber intelligence and agricultural knowledge by sanctioning a North Korean front company and coincidentally apprehending an Arizona woman for her audacious attempt at starting a laptop replica of…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an exposé more scintillating than your cousin’s bingo night, it appears that employees across the US and UK are clandestinely using generative AI tools developed in China. Who knew that cheeseburgers and fish & chips would unite under the banner of data indiscretion?…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a truly unprecedented turn of events, a group of fire ants has emerged as the latest threat to corporate cybersecurity, putting even the most advanced human hackers to shame. Experts are baffled and exterminators ecstatic as these little critters chew through firewalls like…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unexpected move that makes cybersecurity experts chuckle nervously, Mitel has unveiled its latest innovation for MiVoice MX-ONE systems: the ‘No Password, No Problem’ feature. Supposedly a ‘bug,’ but we all know deep down it’s Mitel’s attempt at making user access more… inclusive?…