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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an attempt to save AI from self-destructing, Meta introduced the LlamaFirewall framework, proving that even algorithms need a personal bodyguard. And, much like everything involving Meta, this rumored savior comes with more questions than answers. The plan? To ward off threats like prompt…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Breaking news: Your friendly neighborhood artificial intelligence is going through its rebellious teenage phase and experts are concerned. Forget about skynet taking over, our AI systems are currently preoccupied with imagining fictitious scenarios where they don’t have to care about human ethics. We’ve always…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking revelation that could only surprise people still using Netscape Navigator, Google recently reported a minor dip in zero-day exploits, now down to a mere 75 instances so far in 2024. Of course, this is nothing to worry about unless you use…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Why rummage through code when AI can do it for you? In today’s digital age, hacking has become just another gig economy job where cybercriminals take breaks at quaint cafés while their AI assistants craft the latest phishing schemes. No longer do they need…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking discovery that’s shaking the digital world, elite hackers have declared that minor security vulnerabilities are the new ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ books for the cyber-savvy. Forget the thrill of reading in bed; now you can experience the exhilaration of a data…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an exclusive deal that would make even the Grinch blush, ToyMaker is taking playtime to a whole new level. Why settle for a quaint teddy bear when you can gift your friends and enemies alike access to the coveted CACTUS ransomware gangs? It’s…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold move that redefines both employment and existential dread, North Korean hackers have pioneered a revolutionary blend of job scams and malware distribution. They’ve set up crypto consulting firms with names so generic, you’d swear they were generated by a bored AI…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an incredible twist of fate, SAP NetWeaver has decided to make life easier for cybercriminals by offering them a new delivery service for JSP web shells, sparking uproarious applause from the hacker community. It’s like Amazon Prime, but for exploits! Experts suggest this…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move to ensure healthcare facilities are so secure you’d need a PhD to catch a cold, the industry has now automated zero trust. Yes, using cutting-edge algorithms and data-driven paranoia, you can now enjoy a healthcare system that assumes you are…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold move to stay ahead of the privacy curve, WhatsApp has just rolled out a feature ingeniously dubbed Advanced Chat Privacy. Because obviously, what the world needed most was a way to prevent your aunt from exporting her daily dose of inspirational…