🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. **Headline: Breaking: Browser Extensions Reveal Their Secret Identity as Data Hoarders, IT Departments Shocked** **Summary:** In a stunning revelation that has left IT departments clutching their firewalls, a new report from LayerX exposes that innocuous browser extensions—those trusty spell checkers and AI sidekicks—are actually…
🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Headline: Apache Roller Bug Makes “Guest Blogging” a Permanent Feature, Hackers Overjoyed Summary: In a groundbreaking move to redefine “guest access,” Apache Roller has unveiled its most innovative feature yet: unauthorized session persistence for hackers. This new “feature,” cleverly disguised as a critical security…
🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. **Headline**: Frugal Chinese Hackers Opt for Budget-Friendly Cyber Mischief, Unleash SNOWLIGHT and VShell on Linux **Summary**: In a bid to demonstrate fiscal responsibility and the art of blending in, the illustrious cyber troupe UNC5174 has rolled out a cost-effective hacking campaign. This initiative features…
🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. REDMOND, WA — In a bold move that analysts are calling “emotionally intelligent cybersecurity,” Microsoft announced that Defender for Endpoint will now begin isolating devices it simply finds suspicious, even if there’s no technical evidence of wrongdoing. “We’ve decided to take a more intuitive…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Russian Hackers Deliver Crushing Blow to Western Military Mission… With Flash Drive Full of Cat Videos MOSCOW—In a stunning display of cyber warfare prowess, Russian state-backed hackers, known as Gamaredon or “Shuckworm,” have successfully infiltrated a highly classified Western military mission in Ukraine using…
🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a move hailed as either revolutionary or the beginning of a dystopian sci-fi nightmare, OpenAI announced its latest “Memory” update for ChatGPT, promising to retain every single interaction a user has ever had with the AI, forever. “Finally, an AI that…
🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Hackers started exploiting a high-severity flaw that allows bypassing authentication in the OttoKit (formerly SureTriggers) plugin for WordPress just hours after public disclosure. […]
🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. ​Microsoft has released an out-of-band Office update to fix a known issue that caused Word, Excel, and Outlook to crash after installing the KB5002700 security update for Office 2016. […]
🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. OpenAI is giving ChatGPT’s memory feature its biggest upgrade yet, allowing the AI to know you better by referencing all your past conversations. […]