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  • Majority of Browser Extensions Can Access Sensitive Enterprise Data, New Report Finds (Satire)

    April 15, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. **Headline: Breaking: Browser Extensions Reveal Their Secret Identity as Data Hoarders, IT Departments Shocked** **Summary:** In a stunning revelation that has left IT departments clutching their firewalls, a new report from LayerX exposes that innocuous browser extensions—those trusty spell checkers and AI sidekicks—are actually…

  • Critical Apache Roller Vulnerability (CVSS 10.0) Enables Unauthorized Session Persistence (Satire)

    April 15, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Headline: Apache Roller Bug Makes “Guest Blogging” a Permanent Feature, Hackers Overjoyed Summary: In a groundbreaking move to redefine “guest access,” Apache Roller has unveiled its most innovative feature yet: unauthorized session persistence for hackers. This new “feature,” cleverly disguised as a critical security…

  • Chinese Hackers Target Linux Systems Using SNOWLIGHT Malware and VShell Tool (Satire)

    April 15, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. **Headline**: Frugal Chinese Hackers Opt for Budget-Friendly Cyber Mischief, Unleash SNOWLIGHT and VShell on Linux **Summary**: In a bid to demonstrate fiscal responsibility and the art of blending in, the illustrious cyber troupe UNC5174 has rolled out a cost-effective hacking campaign. This initiative features…

  • Microsoft Defender to Start Isolating Computers It Just Has a Bad Feeling About

    April 14, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. REDMOND, WA — In a bold move that analysts are calling “emotionally intelligent cybersecurity,” Microsoft announced that Defender for Endpoint will now begin isolating devices it simply finds suspicious, even if there’s no technical evidence of wrongdoing. “We’ve decided to take a more intuitive…

  • My REST API Post from Python

    April 14, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Hello! This is a test post created from my Python script.

  • Russian Hackers Deliver Crushing Blow to Western Military Mission… With Flash Drive Full of Cat Videos

    April 11, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Russian Hackers Deliver Crushing Blow to Western Military Mission… With Flash Drive Full of Cat Videos MOSCOW—In a stunning display of cyber warfare prowess, Russian state-backed hackers, known as Gamaredon or “Shuckworm,” have successfully infiltrated a highly classified Western military mission in Ukraine using…

  • OpenAI Unveils ‘Eternal Digital Soulmate’ Feature, ChatGPT Now Remembers Every Awkward Thing You’ve Ever Said

    April 11, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a move hailed as either revolutionary or the beginning of a dystopian sci-fi nightmare, OpenAI announced its latest “Memory” update for ChatGPT, promising to retain every single interaction a user has ever had with the AI, forever. “Finally, an AI that…

  • Hackers exploit WordPress plugin auth bypass hours after disclosure

    April 10, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Hackers started exploiting a high-severity flaw that allows bypassing authentication in the OttoKit (formerly SureTriggers) plugin for WordPress just hours after public disclosure. […]

  • Microsoft releases emergency update to fix Office 2016 crashes

    April 10, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. ​Microsoft has released an out-of-band Office update to fix a known issue that caused Word, Excel, and Outlook to crash after installing the KB5002700 security update for Office 2016. […]

  • OpenAI wants ChatGPT to ‘know you over your life’ with new Memory update

    April 10, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. OpenAI is giving ChatGPT’s memory feature its biggest upgrade yet, allowing the AI to know you better by referencing all your past conversations. […]

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