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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented move that no one saw coming, Apple has decided to backport a security fix for CVE-2025-43300, a flaw so obscure it’s practically a hipster vulnerability. Rumor has it that hackers are now contemplating whether to start knitting circles or try their…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking revelation, Villager, an AI-powered pen testing tool, has flooded PyPI with over 11,000 downloads. Experts suggest it’s the perfect toolkit for villagers wanting to make the leap from growing crops to growing cybercrime statistics. Security analysts are in a tizzy, wondering…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking development, cybercriminals have stumbled upon the true potential of search engine optimization (SEO). Previously thought only useful for peddling life-coaching blogs, SEO has now been weaponized by hackers to disseminate malware while simultaneously improving their Google page ranks. Who knew Blackhat…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented move that has shocked exactly no one, the FBI has just issued an alert admitting that criminals have discovered what tech support already knew: Salesforce is the digital treasure chest waiting to be plundered. They encourage businesses to stop taping passwords…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the chic world of cyber espionage, French iPhone users have unknowingly become the latest trendsetters. Apple, with its flair for innovation, is thrilled to announce that for the fourth time in 2025, their devices have inspired an entire series of spyware campaigns. It…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a daring new twist that would make even the most ambitious James Bond villain envious, HybridPetya has burst onto the cybercrime scene with a degree of sophistication we usually reserve for international manhunts. Researchers, doing the digital equivalent of forensic archaeology, discovered that…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the year 2025, the security landscape is about as predictable as a cat’s love life. With containers, Kubernetes, and serverless technologies becoming the fast food of tech infrastructure, traditional security models are feeling a bit like rotary phones at a smartphone convention. Despite…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the latest episode of ‘When AI Meets Human Neglect,’ Cursor AI code editor has decided to join the 21st-century trend of letting hackers into your computer faster than you can say ‘syntax error.’ Apparently, disabling crucial security settings by default was just Cursor’s…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold move to ensure that nobody can trust anything anymore, Google has sprinkled some pixie dust on its Pixel 10 cameras and declared them the guardians of truth in the digital age. With the new C2PA support, your AI-generated pictures now come…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking development, CISOs have finally cracked the esoteric dialect of the boardroom: a language spoken fluently in revenue projections and budgetary concerns, where risk is calculated not in potential data breaches but in potential vacation homes foregone. Armed with a new lexicon…