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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the latest episode of ‘Why Can’t We Have Nice Things?’ researchers have discovered a new Rust-based malware charmingly dubbed ‘ChaosBot’. Not only does it teach us that you don’t need to code in Python to cause chaos, but it also reaffirms our suspicion…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist that no one saw coming, cybercriminals have turned to GitHub not for coding tips or open-source collaboration, but as an innovative hosting solution! Yes, the same platform where developers argue over semicolons is now the new home for the Astaroth…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unforeseen turn of events, hundreds of SonicWall VPN devices decided to go public service, offering free and unrestricted access to all aspiring hackers, cyber enthusiasts, and even your nosy neighbor who thinks ‘VPN’ stands for ‘Very Private Network’ Experts from Huntress reported…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist of fate, Fortra has unveiled the latest exploit in the GoAnywhere MFT saga, bringing their cybersecurity crystal ball out of retirement to reveal the dazzling timeline of CVE-2025-10035 exploitation. Barely had the team settled into their ergonomic chairs on September…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking revelation, the notorious CL0P hackers have successfully breached the impenetrable fortress of organizations that rely on Oracle’s E-Business Suite, proving once again that security flaws are not, in fact, just bedtime stories told by cybersecurity experts to scare CEOs. According to…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the latest installment of the international espionage saga, our favorite China-aligned threat actor, UTA0388, has upgraded from mere health enthusiasts to digital rogues. Previously known as HealthKick, they’re now sporting a shiny new malware toy, GOVERSHELL, which promises less fitness advice and more…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented move, SonicWall has introduced a revolutionary new feature for its cloud backup service: hacker access! Now, unauthorized parties can grab firewall configuration backup files, giving them a head start in their cyber misadventure careers. Talk about cutting-edge innovation! Not to worry,…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the thrilling world of cybersecurity, token theft has become the SaaS equivalent of an Olympic event. Companies race against cyber-espionage nations to keep those coveted OAuth and API tokens out of the hands of digital pickpockets. The stakes are high, and the medals…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented feat of confusion and chaos, cybercriminals worldwide collectively mistook Microsoft Teams for a thriving social network. ‘We thought it was like Facebook for offices,’ confessed one hacker, wiping tears of mirth from his eyes, ‘turns out, it’s mostly just meeting invites…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking technological advancement, Russian hackers have upgraded from traditional cyber attacks to ones fueled by AI, ushering in a new era of digital mayhem. It’s like moving from a rusty Lada to a sleek Tesla, except this Tesla can steal your bank…