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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist, unidentified nation-state hackers have expressed their deep disappointment at cybersecurity company F5 for publicly disclosing the breach of their BIG-IP source code. The hackers, who had painstakingly planned the intrusion for years, were reportedly saving the big reveal for a…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stirring show of unity, every version of Windows ever shipped has decided to join forces and form a security threat all-star band, serenading the tech world with the harmonious chaos of zero-day vulnerabilities! With 183 flaws to choose from, including some pulling…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a thrilling turn of events, aspiring hackers and developers alike can now enjoy a bonus side quest while coding: spotting the stealthily hidden risks in over 100 Visual Studio Code extensions. Who needs escape rooms when you can find adventure right in your…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented move to champion the ‘open-access’ ideology, Red Lion RTUs are practically inviting hackers to enjoy the joyride of full industrial control. After all, what’s the point of having a remote terminal unit if you can’t share it with the world? With…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a triumphant leap for underachieving hackers everywhere, a new vulnerability called ‘Pixnapping’ has been uncovered, proving once and for all that your Android is basically TMI HQ. While you were busy ignoring those software updates, rogue apps figured out how to swipe your…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Every October marks the grand festival of ‘Pumpkin Spice Awareness,’ a time when cybersecurity professionals swap their witch hats for hard hats and get ready to dive into security awareness boot camps. Forget the candy corn; we’re talking threat vectors here. This year, instead…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the latest saga of cyber espionage, the technological bad boys of TA585 have emerged from their digital lair, brandishing their newly unveiled MonsterV2 malware. Like a Swiss watch of cyber mayhem, this off-the-shelf masterpiece is so sophisticated, you’ll wonder if it was crafted…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an age where even hackers are disillusioned by excessive Zoom meetings, a new trend has emerged among cybercriminals: using Discord as a command-and-control (C2) channel. Because honestly, who wouldn’t prefer the soothing chaos of Discord pings over another email thread about ‘urgent’ TPS…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Ah, the holidays—a time for joy, peace, and cybercriminals roasting your network over an open fire. While you were busy decking the halls, hackers have been decking the halls with your unmonitored JavaScript, the unsung hero of holiday scams. What’s that, you say? Your…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a move that screams, ‘Let’s make everything old new again,’ Microsoft has decided to double down on its IE Mode lockdown. Rumor has it, they managed to achieve this by watching hackers repurpose outdated software into unintentional Swiss cheese. Who knew the past…