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Headline: Apache Roller Bug Makes “Guest Blogging” a Permanent Feature, Hackers Overjoyed Summary: In a groundbreaking move to redefine “guest access,” Apache Roller has unveiled its most innovative feature yet: unauthorized session persistence for hackers. This new “feature,” cleverly disguised as a critical security vulnerability, allows cyber enthusiasts to maintain their backstage pass to your…
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**Headline**: Frugal Chinese Hackers Opt for Budget-Friendly Cyber Mischief, Unleash SNOWLIGHT and VShell on Linux **Summary**: In a bid to demonstrate fiscal responsibility and the art of blending in, the illustrious cyber troupe UNC5174 has rolled out a cost-effective hacking campaign. This initiative features the thrift-savvy SNOWLIGHT malware and the eco-friendly, open-source VShell tool, expertly…
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REDMOND, WA — In a bold move that analysts are calling “emotionally intelligent cybersecurity,” Microsoft announced that Defender for Endpoint will now begin isolating devices it simply finds suspicious, even if there’s no technical evidence of wrongdoing. “We’ve decided to take a more intuitive approach,” said Microsoft VP of Vibes and Threats, Clippy McThreatHunter. “If…
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Russian Hackers Deliver Crushing Blow to Western Military Mission… With Flash Drive Full of Cat Videos MOSCOW—In a stunning display of cyber warfare prowess, Russian state-backed hackers, known as Gamaredon or “Shuckworm,” have successfully infiltrated a highly classified Western military mission in Ukraine using a sophisticated attack vector: a USB drive loaded with adorable cat…
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a move hailed as either revolutionary or the beginning of a dystopian sci-fi nightmare, OpenAI announced its latest “Memory” update for ChatGPT, promising to retain every single interaction a user has ever had with the AI, forever. “Finally, an AI that truly understands you,” proclaimed OpenAI co-founder Sam Altman, in a series…
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Hackers started exploiting a high-severity flaw that allows bypassing authentication in the OttoKit (formerly SureTriggers) plugin for WordPress just hours after public disclosure. […]
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Microsoft has released an out-of-band Office update to fix a known issue that caused Word, Excel, and Outlook to crash after installing the KB5002700 security update for Office 2016. […]
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OpenAI is giving ChatGPT’s memory feature its biggest upgrade yet, allowing the AI to know you better by referencing all your past conversations. […]
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Microsoft is investigating a potential licensing issue blocking access to Microsoft 365 services for some customers with Family subscriptions. […]