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  • Russian Firms Introduced to New Hobby: Collecting .NET Malware

    October 18, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an age of innovation, Russian auto and e-commerce firms have unknowingly embarked on a new hobby: collecting rare .NET malware. This delightful pastime was unveiled through a series of phishing emails, lovingly packed in convenient ZIP archives for easy access. Seqrite Labs, the…

  • WatchGuard VPN Bug: Cybercriminals Now Offering Free Device Hijacking Demo Videos

    October 18, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking revelation that’s giving cybersecurity professionals sleepless nights and hackers a reason to party, researchers have uncovered a gaping hole in WatchGuard’s Fireware OS that allows anyone with a keyboard to execute arbitrary code. WatchGuard’s idea of ‘firewall’ now seems dangerously close…

  • Kim Jong-un’s Hack Squad Merges Code and Culinary Arts in Malware Stew

    October 17, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist blending espionage with a hint of culinary madness, North Korea’s elite hacking group has announced their latest creation: a digital Frankenstein built from the seemingly harmless-sounding BeaverTail and OtterCookie. No, these aren’t exotic dishes from Pyongyang’s top-secret restaurant—they’re menacing malware…

  • Identity Security: Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway?

    October 17, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In today’s digital landscape, identity security isn’t just your first and last line of defense; it’s your only hope if you prefer your data not starring in someone else’s presentation. Fear not, for AI agents are here to not only watch over your digital…

  • North Korean Hackers Finally Find Use for Blockchain Other Than Confusing People

    October 17, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In what experts are calling a groundbreaking use case for blockchain technology, North Korean hackers have ingeniously decided to employ smart contracts for something other than making headlines at overpriced tech conferences. Yes, the hermit kingdom’s finest digital mischief-makers have now allegedly used ‘EtherHiding’…

  • Innocent Blockchain Unwittingly Implicated in Crime, Seeks Legal Counsel

    October 16, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist that left cryptocurrency enthusiasts reeling with both horror and a slight sense of déjà vu, blockchain smart contracts have been unwittingly ensnared in a web of malware deception. Yes, it seems our beloved blockchain, usually just a passive digital ledger,…

  • Pen Testing: Because Who Doesn’t Love Paying to Get Hacked?

    October 16, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Ah, penetration testing, the delightful art of paying someone to pick all the locks to your digital fortress—legally! Why invest in real security when you can just keep shelling out money to have someone tell you exactly how you’re about to be hacked again…

  • Nation-State Hackers Condemn F5’s BIG-IP Breach for Spoiling Surprise Party

    October 16, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist, unidentified nation-state hackers have expressed their deep disappointment at cybersecurity company F5 for publicly disclosing the breach of their BIG-IP source code. The hackers, who had painstakingly planned the intrusion for years, were reportedly saving the big reveal for a…

  • All Windows Versions Unite to Start Bug Choir in Online Security Talent Show

    October 15, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stirring show of unity, every version of Windows ever shipped has decided to join forces and form a security threat all-star band, serenading the tech world with the harmonious chaos of zero-day vulnerabilities! With 183 flaws to choose from, including some pulling…

  • New Hobby: Collecting VS Code Extensions That Come With Free Supply Chain Risks

    October 15, 2025
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    🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a thrilling turn of events, aspiring hackers and developers alike can now enjoy a bonus side quest while coding: spotting the stealthily hidden risks in over 100 Visual Studio Code extensions. Who needs escape rooms when you can find adventure right in your…

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