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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a move that has tech-savvy hermits everywhere quaking in their digital boots, the U.S. government has decided that the best way to maintain national security is to ensure students and tourists air their social antics like laundry-day breech cloths. Forget about meticulously crafting…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a daring exploit showcasing just how much hackers really care about your cybersecurity needs, unidentified threat actors took it upon themselves to lovingly sprinkle some keyloggers onto over 70 Microsoft Exchange servers. Because what’s a login page without a bit of malicious JavaScript,…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. We’ve always known APT28 to be massive fans of pop culture, but who knew they’d pivot to the most exclusive club on the planet—Signal chat invites? Forget about hacking the Pentagon; these cyber-miscreants have decided their next challenge is to infiltrate your group chat…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a move set to revolutionize server inefficiency, hackers have discovered a delightful new method to give back to the developer community — free cryptocurrency miners. By exploiting misconfigured Docker APIs, these altruists are graciously installing crypto miners via the Tor network, ensuring that…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a thrilling twist of irony that has the cybersecurity world in stitches, a new method dubbed ‘Echo Chamber’ is proving that AI can be as gullible as a toddler in a magic show. Researchers are reporting that this sinister strategy can deceive top-tier…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning revelation that has set keyboards on fire across the nation, the Department of Homeland Security claims that the greatest cyber threat currently comes from groups who couldn’t quite hack their way out of a wet paper bag labeled 2005. These pro-Iranian…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Welcome to the latest edition of ‘Why Bother Sleeping?’ your weekly dose of digital despair, where every glitch is a feature and every delay is an opportunity to reevaluate your life choices. This week, we delve into the rollercoaster that is Chrome’s new 0-Day…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a move that bodes well for our increasingly digitized dystopia, Google has announced a veritable fortress of digital security measures to protect its generative AI systems from the onslaught of prompt injection attacks. Because who knew that when we handed machines the keys…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking turn of events that has left stock clerks and loyalty cardholders alike quaking in their sensible shoes, the notorious hacker collective Scattered Spider has spun its sticky web over two of the UK’s beloved retail stalwarts, M&S and Co-op. Experts estimate…
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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a delightful twist of cybercrime innovation, Qilin ransomware has introduced its latest service: the ‘Call Lawyer’ feature. Who would have thought that the only thing missing from a criminal ransomware toolkit was a good, old-fashioned legal consultation? Apparently, even hackers realize that getting…