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In a nostalgic twist of fate, hackers have taken a shine to outdated technology, turning neglected GeoVision IoT devices into prized recruits for their botnet armies. It’s like trading in your Ferrari for a Model T, except in this case, the Model T also launches DDoS attacks. Experts from the Akamai Security Intelligence and Response…
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In an unprecedented move in the evolution of online scams, criminal masterminds have deftly employed the strategic prowess of virtual rabbits, because apparently, having a real job was too mainstream. These connoisseurs of deceit are using Facebook ads, the world’s most reliable source of fake news, to lure victims more effectively than a box of…
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Forget burglary; this week’s cyber villains are settling in like they own the place. Nation-state hackers aren’t just sneaking into your system anymore—they’re setting up camp, taking selfies with your data, and offering virtual tours of your highly confidential files. ‘Look, it’s an open-concept espionage,’ said one hacker ironically, while creating a ransomware family photo…
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In a stunning twist that no one saw coming—except perhaps everyone who has ever connected to public Wi-Fi—Apple devices have apparently decided to turn their AirPlay feature into a game of cybersecurity Russian Roulette. Who knew sharing your screen wirelessly could be this thrilling? It’s like Apple decided that the ‘living on the edge’ experience…
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In a groundbreaking, innovative move that has surprised absolutely nobody, hackers have realized that if you can’t beat Linux users, just wipe their disks. The latest discovery of malicious Go modules has shown that the saying ‘If you can’t join ’em, destroy their hard drive’ is alive and well in the hacker community. Researchers have…
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In an exceptional display of international relations through cybersecurity, a Yemeni hacker has won the prestigious ‘Unwanted Attention’ Award from the U.S. Department of Justice. When asked about his secret to success, the 36-year-old virtuoso said, ‘I just followed the classic advice: Think globally, act irresponsibly.’ The hacker allegedly deployed the Black Kingdom ransomware, targeting…
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In a stunning display of technological prowess, Iranian hackers have managed to maintain access to Middle East critical infrastructure for two years, all thanks to the magic of expired VPN trials and malware that’s as stubborn as a telemarketer at dinner time. The hackers, evidently fueled by a complex blend of curiosity and an overstock…
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In a jaw-dropping display of international diplomacy, TikTok has been fined €530 million for the egregious crime of showcasing European viral dance moves on the Chinese stage. Yes, that’s right, the beloved video-sharing platform is being punished for daring to export the soulful head-bob and boppy footsteps of E.U. citizens beyond continental borders, sending ripples…
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In a world where every minor vulnerability advisory is treated like a new plot twist in a daytime soap opera, Tines has come to the rescue. They’ve heroically introduced a way to auto-pilot your panic response with their new workflow tool. Perfect for those who feel overwhelmed by the mere thought of actually having to…
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In a groundbreaking move that has left the world scratching its collective head, Microsoft announced that new users will now have ‘passwordless by default’ accounts. This thrilling advancement in cybersecurity ensures that users now have one less password to forget as they grapple with remembering any of the numerous passkeys, which Microsoft assures us are…