In a world where cybersecurity threats lurk around every digital corner, organizations are turning to Zero Trust like a paranoid squirrel hoarding nuts for a winter apocalypse. The problem? These nuts have a nasty habit of refusing to talk to each other, no matter how earnestly you shout at them.

According to a recent study, 88% of organizations are now fluent in the language of technological frustration. They all nod in agreement as their digital defenses fail to communicate, much like a family gathering where everyone’s on their phones. Flashes of recognition pass between devices, but not a word is exchanged about incoming threats.

Enter the Shared Signals Framework, a revolutionary concept where devices promise to share vital signals faster than you can say ‘uninstall everything.’ Alas, the task resembles herding cats that would rather gossip about felines in another department. As always, the biggest trust issue lies not in the technology but in persuading it to actually connect.