In a shocking twist that no one could have predicted, people involved in the phishing industry are reportedly scrambling for new career opportunities following the abrupt takedown of Tycoon 2FA by Europol. This unexpected blow has left thousands of would-be hackers pondering their future in a world that occasionally still remembers to fight cybercrime.

Tycoon 2FA, a subscription-based service that brought innovation to the age-old tradition of stealing passwords, was shut down after 64,000 attacks. Yes, those poor phishing enthusiasts now have to do the unthinkable: consider legitimacy, or worse, go back to stealing WiFi from coffee shops.

With Europol leading a coalition against these unsung entrepreneurs, the future of digital crime currently hangs in the balance. Authorities are now wondering if they should continue or if they should let a modern Robin Hood back onto his feet, you know, for the economy.