In a remarkable show of cybersecurity prowess, WhatsApp has patched a zero-click exploit that cleverly took advantage of users’ tendency to not click on anything at all. This move leaves experts wondering if the next step in cyber defense is to simply make people click at least once before bad things happen. After all, why should hackers have all the fun of avoiding human interaction?

While the WhatsApp team claims to have fixed the vulnerability that somehow went completely unnoticed until it started making headlines, insiders suggest the patch might have been inspired by a bug report accidentally discovered while developers were actually just trying to reboot their computers after the latest macOS update. One can only imagine the FaceTime chats that must have ensued as developers scrambled to outdo Apple’s own patching speed.

The community is now eagerly awaiting the potential cat-and-mouse game between tech giants to see who can publish the most errata in a single fiscal quarter. Meanwhile, users are left to ponder if turning off their phones might just be the only real foolproof security measure left in this ever-connected world.