Welcome to this week’s cybersecurity melodrama where the star villains have discovered that subtlety trumps theatrics. Gone are the days of flamboyant ransomware parades; say hello to the timid terror found in your average calendar invite. It’s so ordinary, it’s almost extraordinary!

In this thrilling edition, our anti-heroes employ tactics so sharp they could slice through an overripe password, all while sipping kale smoothies at hacktivist brunches. The plan? Gain access faster than you can say ‘Please reset my password.’ The cleanup? A small inconvenience, akin to wiping a smudge off your screen.

We recommend paying attention, but not too much attention, because that’s exactly what they want. They’re like reverse magicians: the more mundane it looks, the more spectacular the heist. So, watch out for those seemingly innocent software updates, they’re probably just priming you for ‘the one where the user doesn’t notice anything… at all!’