In an unprecedented move that is sure to redefine the concept of losing weight, Vietnamese-speaking cybercriminals have unleashed PXA Stealer, a Python-based information-stealing malware, proving that even codes can have a craving for your credentials. Reports suggest a hunger-driven attack that has devoured 4,000 IP addresses globally, gobbling up a staggering 200,000 passwords. Rumor has it, Pythons worldwide are taking notes on this new diet plan.

Sources from the cybersecurity world are now scrambling to decode this newfound obsession with digital snack theft. Experts believe these malicious mavericks have created a subscription-based underground ecosystem that makes use of Telegram APIs, ensuring that your stolen data gets the relentless attention it deserves. However, with a business model even more compelling than any gym membership, these cybercriminals are on a quest to monetize their pilfered data, one password at a time.

As the world watches in awe, it’s clear that this is the future of theft. Who knew a Python diet could be this effective? While diet apps everywhere quiver in fear, it seems these Vietnamese hackers have truly cracked the code — not just of accounts, but of blockchain-based business plans. The PXA Stealer has certainly made a meal out of online security, and it’s unlikely to stay hungry for long.