In a twist that will surprise absolutely nobody, Türkiye’s hackers have proven once again that they’re the elite runners-up in the international game of cyber espionage whack-a-mole. They’ve decided to gift the world yet another Golang backdoor, because, let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned virtual home invasion?

Using an Indian enterprise communication platform called Output Messenger, these digital pranksters have exploited a zero-day security flaw. Because as we all know, nothing says ‘reliable enterprise software’ quite like leaving the backdoor open for anyone with a Go compiler and a dream.

Meanwhile, the Kurdish servers in Iraq have become the unsuspecting hosts for this nefarious dorm party. Sure, the servers thought they were hosting important documents and data, but instead, they ended up chaperoning a malware fiesta courtesy of Türkiye’s most inventive cyber-enthusiasts.