In the latest tech innovation from the fintech world, Trust Wallet has added a new feature to their Chrome extension: an involuntary asset redistribution system. Worth an impressive $8.5 million, this system, humorously dubbed the ‘Shai-Hulud Supply Chain Attack’, ensures that users’ assets are efficiently liberated from their digital wallets.

This exciting feature was unveiled thanks to a delightful breach of Trust Wallet’s Developer GitHub secrets. It appears that the developers were feeling exceptionally generous, mistakenly believing that transparency is indeed the best policy—especially concerning code meant to guard financial assets.

Enthusiastic users of the extension are thrilled to learn that their contributions help foster a community-driven approach to digital finance. After all, isn’t the blockchain meant to be decentralized? What’s more decentralized than letting anonymous ‘contributors’ have a go at your funds?

Trust Wallet’s response to this incident is expected to set new standards for industry accountability, with options ranging from a soulful apology note written in Comic Sans to an NFT drop commemorating the event’s unique impact on wallet balances.