Congratulations on being the designated IT sorcerer for your hyper-speed startup! Nothing says ‘trust fall’ like being handed the keys to a Google Workspace built for a kumbaya circle. But don’t worry, they only expect you to conjure a magical fortress overnight. Who needs sleep when you have adrenaline?

Yes, that’s right—your Google Workspace was meticulously crafted to foster collaboration through a web of shared drives and settings so open they make a revolving door look secure. It’s the perfect digital playground for anyone with access. Why would you want resilient infrastructure when you can have a virtual piñata instead?

Remember, your mandate is to secure the business while everyone else runs at ludicrous speed. Who knew cybersecurity was just a fancy way of saying, ‘Please make sure this Jenga tower survives an earthquake’? Enjoy the journey; just don’t look down!