🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick.

By accessing this site, you agree to the following:

  • You understand that all content is fictional and satirical in nature
  • You will not sue us for writing jokes about cybercrime, hackers, billionaires, or your mom
  • You won’t hold us liable for the emotional damage caused by realizing someone believed a satire article and tried to cite it in a meeting

We reserve the right to:

  • Delete comments, ban bots, or replace your ads with ASCII art
  • Make fun of current events without warning
  • Update these terms at any time with no notice, because that’s what sketchy tech sites do