In an unprecedented move that has both raised eyebrows and sparked a surge in eye-rolling, Taiwan’s web servers found themselves unwittingly enlisted into the latest chapter of China’s ever-expanding digital book club, thanks to the adventuring spirit of APT actor UAT-7237 and their knack for mixing and matching open-source hacker tools like digital fashionistas.

This unexpected breach has left Taiwanese web infrastructure entities scratching their heads and questioning whether they should be signing up for some sort of frequent hacker attack program or just resigning to their fate as unwilling participants in these cyber literary escapades.

As the dust settles, some speculate that UAT-7237’s long-term ambitions are less about causing mayhem and more about creating a vast, interconnected network of victimized ‘friends’ with whom they can share digital tea and virtual tales of mischief and mayhem, one byte at a time.