In a bold move that has left both cybersecurity experts and unsuspecting individuals blushing, a new campaign is making waves by luring users with tantalizingly fake Windows update pop-ups on adult websites. Because nothing says ‘urgent security update’ quite like the questionable ethics of stealing data while promising pleasure.

These deceptive pop-ups are cleverly disguised as critical Windows security updates, making sure you feel safe before they lovingly deliver a bouquet of malware directly to your device. Remember, there’s no better time to fix a security vulnerability than in the throes of indecision between antivirus updates and questionable internet habits.

Cybersecurity researchers are scratching their heads, wondering if it’s ironic genius or just plain audacity to use popular adult site clones like xHamster and PornHub as a vehicle for malware distribution. But let’s be honest, for those clicking through digital rabbit holes, a hacker posing as an urgent update is just another kink in the fabric of online deception.