Congratulations to SonicWall for bravely facing the cybersecurity equivalent of Swiss cheese with their SMA 100 devices. Three new vulnerabilities needed patching, and SonicWall valiantly rose to the occasion like a fireman who just discovered a new arson hobby.

These flaws allowed attackers to run code as root, which for those unaware, is like handing a teenager the keys to the family car but without insurance or brake pads. But fear not, for SonicWall has issued patches, offering a fix just in time for the next generation of cybercriminals to get their hands on your data.

The vulnerabilities included a delightful mix of path traversal checks that were easier to bypass than a napkin at a Thanksgiving buffet. But let’s raise a toast to SonicWall for patching these glaring issues. May they keep their software as secure as their marketing promises, which we all know is the real defense against cyber threats!