In a groundbreaking revelation, it turns out that over a hundred Chrome extensions have betrayed their usual banal existence of changing tab colors and adding whimsical cursors, by secretly moonlighting as credential thieves and personal data hoarders. Who knew that extensions could have a hidden talent for espionage?

The perpetrators behind these sneaky add-ons are believed to be innovative criminal minds who probably got bored of their day jobs. These cyber-sneakers have mastered the art of disguising their extensions as productivity tools while ingeniously injecting ads and commandeering your browser sessions. Looks like Pavlov’s dog isn’t the only one good at conditioned responses!

Users are advised to become detectives in their spare time, engaging in the wholesome hobby of scrutinizing every single update of their trusted extensions. Because, apparently, ‘read the fine print’ doesn’t just apply to insurance policies anymore. Stay vigilant, because your browser’s sense of style might just be the Trojan horse for digital mischief!