In a shocking revelation, experts have discovered that state-of-the-art firewalls and the latest AI-driven cybersecurity tools are as useful as a chocolate teapot if your security culture is about as robust as a house of cards in a hurricane.

According to a new study by ‘Captain Obvious Labs’, organizations that treat cybersecurity like an afterthought are often surprised when hackers waltz through their defenses like they own the place. Evidently, technology alone won’t save you from the kid down the street with a knack for guessing your password: ‘password123’.

It’s time for companies to realize that training employees to click on anything labeled ‘free gift card’ is not an effective cyber defense strategy. Perhaps it’s time to replace that annual ‘Don’t Get Hacked’ PowerPoint presentation with a real security culture. But fear not, for the board has just approved the purchase of another blinking box to add to the server room disco party.