In an incredible twist of fate, SAP NetWeaver has decided to make life easier for cybercriminals by offering them a new delivery service for JSP web shells, sparking uproarious applause from the hacker community. It’s like Amazon Prime, but for exploits!

Experts suggest this sudden burst of vulnerability might be due to an unreported remote file inclusion (RFI) issue, or maybe CVE-2017-9844 just wanted to make a comeback more dramatic than a pop star’s reunion tour. We hear it’s been trending among hackers for its ease of use and nostalgic appeal!

Not to be outdone, SAP NetWeaver users are now scrambling to update faster than you can say ‘zero-day,’ all the while wondering if next month’s software update will include ‘Random Ransomware Generator’ or another equally delightful surprise.