In a groundbreaking technological advancement, Russian hackers have upgraded from traditional cyber attacks to ones fueled by AI, ushering in a new era of digital mayhem. It’s like moving from a rusty Lada to a sleek Tesla, except this Tesla can steal your bank details and insult your style sense simultaneously.

The State Service for Special Communications and Information Protection (SSSCIP) of Ukraine announced today that the latest batch of malware isn’t just smarter—it’s wittier. The AI-generated code now comes equipped with sarcastic pop-up messages mocking the unlucky recipients for not updating their antivirus software since 2004.

“It’s not just phishing anymore,” said an SSSCIP spokesperson. “It’s a full-on cyber stand-up comedy routine targeting your firewall with malicious links and dad jokes. Who knew the singularity would involve this much snark?”

In a response, Ukrainian cyber defenses are being fortified with AI-generated motivational posters featuring Winston Churchill quotes in Comic Sans, because if there’s one thing that can combat artificial intelligence, it’s a poorly designed meme.