In a groundbreaking study of human indifference, the RondoDox botnet has found a cozy home in unpatched XWiki servers across the globe. Why fix a gaping security hole when you can embrace the excitement of living on the edge? A vulnerability with a CVSS score of 9.8 means it’s basically a neon sign that says, ‘Hackers Welcome!’

This latest caper in the ongoing digital comedy show features an eval injection bug, which sounds almost like a feature rather than a critical flaw. Yes, any guest user can perform arbitrary remote code execution, because why should only admin accounts have all the fun?

As cybersecurity experts scramble to patch this huge oopsie, users everywhere are waking up to the joys of being part of a botnet. It’s like being part of an exclusive club, except instead of swag bags, you get malware traffic. Remember, folks, if you don’t secure it, someone else will – for fun and profit!