In today’s episode of ‘Why We Can’t Have Nice Things,’ PoisonSeed hackers have effortlessly side-stepped FIDO keys, proving yet again that security is only as strong as the weakest click-happy user. It seems that these digital bandits have cleverly turned QR codes into their own personal Trojan horses, preparing to ransack the world’s data.

With the precision of a cat burglar and the subtlety of a marching band, PoisonSeed has exploited cross-device sign-in features, effectively making two-factor authentication feel more like a discount authentication attempt. Apparently, abusing a user’s trust is as simple as tricking them into approving a slightly fishy login request from a ‘totally legit’ company portal. Who could say no to such a charming plea?

Let’s face it: the real security threat isn’t the hackers, but the naive optimism of tech users who still believe in the honesty of digital strangers. Perhaps it’s time for a new security strategy that’s only accessible to those who can solve a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded, while reciting the digits of Pi. Until then, PoisonSeed hackers, the stage is yours.