In the chic world of cyber espionage, French iPhone users have unknowingly become the latest trendsetters. Apple, with its flair for innovation, is thrilled to announce that for the fourth time in 2025, their devices have inspired an entire series of spyware campaigns. It seems that iPhones in France are now not just a status symbol, but also a collector’s item for every self-respecting hacker worth their Trojan horse.

According to CERT-FR, this phenomenon is a unique blend of digital perfumery and cybersecurity art, where each compromised phone offers a hint of vulnerability with top notes of panic. Apple users in France are encouraged to embrace their new roles as inadvertent tech influencers, setting trends in data breaches the same way they do in fashion.

In response, Apple has promised not only to continue releasing their traditional security patches but also to introduce limited edition “Compromised Device” iPhone cases. These cases will allow users to showcase their participation in the latest spyware campaigns with pride, making it clear to all that their data is just as desirable as the latest collection from the House of Chanel.