In an unsurprising twist of irony, OpenClaw’s security protocol appears capable of waving a white flag to malicious sites faster than you can say ‘WebSocket.’ The latest breach felt like an inevitable cliché, proving once again that if AI ever becomes self-aware, it’ll probably just surrender and ask for directions.

The bug, embedded like a curator at a ‘How to Be Vulnerable’ exhibition, managed to expose the system’s core functionalities without any additional user modifications. In security circles, this is what’s known as the ‘Oops, We Did It Again’ maneuver—a sophisticated dance where the core system pirouettes, throwing digital caution to the spammy winds.

Experts are praising OpenClaw for saving time by skipping past those pesky plugin vulnerabilities and diving straight into core design flaws. ‘It’s like skipping the appetizers and going straight to poisoning the main course,’ quipped one cybersecurity analyst, marveling at the system’s efficiency in chaos.