In a bold move to redefine software development, the npm registry has reportedly introduced a groundbreaking feature: the PhantomRaven malware, delighting developers with its unique ability to steal GitHub tokens. Why bother with the tedious process of securing your credentials when you can have them effortlessly extracted?

Sources say that the community is buzzing with excitement about this innovative approach to sharing secrets—literally. Over 100 packages are already infected, promising an exhilarating rollercoaster of anxiety every time you npm install. Who knew open-source could also mean open-wallets?

Koi Security, ever the killjoys, have labeled this phenomenal giveaway as a ‘supply chain attack.’ But seasoned developers know the truth: it’s simply a thrilling adventure into the world of cyber vulnerabilities. Embrace the chaos, they say, and always remember to backup your passwords… outside of GitHub, of course.