In a bold move that redefines both employment and existential dread, North Korean hackers have pioneered a revolutionary blend of job scams and malware distribution. They’ve set up crypto consulting firms with names so generic, you’d swear they were generated by a bored AI tasked with creating a parallel universe of LinkedIn endorsements.

Their new venture’s fake hiring process promises all the excitement of a real job search, minus the paycheck and plus the destructive malware surprise. Sign up today, and until your computer joins the dark side, enjoy the thrill of feeling like a valued professional!

Enter the digital domain of BlockNovas LLC, Angeloper Agency, and SoftGlide LLC, where every interview ends with a malware package instead of a salary negotiation. Who knew the future of work involved more firewalls than coffee breaks? It seems ‘getting hacked’ now has a double meaning: one for your computer, the other for your dignity.