In a twist that has left international security experts on the edge of their ergonomic office chairs, North Korean cyber wizards known as the Konni APT group have decided to target Ukraine. Yes, you read that right. They’re dabbling in a phishing campaign that’s set to track the Russian invasion like it’s the most thrilling geopolitical soap opera of the year.

Why, you ask? Well, why not? Who wouldn’t want front-row seats to this live-action performance of Risk? Forget intelligence on your foes; it’s all about the guest appearances and unexpected plot twists. These hackers are simply proving that crime, like any good binge-worthy content, transcends borders.

Proofpoint, the cybersecurity firm that’s been monitoring this digital reality show, noted that the end goal was clear: gather intelligence on the Russian armada’s trajectory, presumably in hopes of launching a spin-off series. But hey, with all the digital drama at play, who can blame them for wanting a slice of the info-tainment pie?