In a groundbreaking maneuver in the world of digital espionage, North Korean operatives have turned LinkedIn into their personal playground, proving once again that you can take the boy out of Pyongyang, but you can’t take the Pyongyang out of the boy. These virtual chameleons are now masquerading as everyday IT professionals, applying for remote jobs with all the authenticity of a discount designer handbag.

Armed with ‘verified’ workplace emails and identity badges that would make any catfisher proud, the DPRK’s finest are infiltrating companies faster than you can say ‘Kim Jong Unemployment’. This masterstroke in the art of impersonation has brought the world of professional networking to its knees, leaving LinkedIn users pondering which smiling face might secretly harbor dreams of nuclear domination.

Experts warn that the combination of virtual identity theft and uncanny resume-building skills could soon make North Korean hackers the most successful job applicants of all time. After all, nothing says ‘you’re hired’ quite like a glowing recommendation from a fellow operative with a mutual interest in overthrowing capitalism. So, next time you receive a connection request from that promising IT professional, remember: curiosity may have killed the cat, but it also might just have saved your company.