In a groundbreaking strategy fit for a 90s sitcom, North Korean hackers have taken up the role of casting agents in a never-ending rerun of ‘Operation Dream Job.’ Their latest target? Unsuspecting European defense engineers who might just find a job offer in their inbox with more red flags than a sale at a Soviet souvenir shop.

The daring escapade involves dangling lucrative job openings in front of industry professionals, only to swipe drone secrets faster than you can say ‘career advancement.’ Rumor has it, Kim Jong-un himself is busy rehearsing his LinkedIn endorsement quotes: ‘Great team player, has no idea we’re stealing his blueprints.’

Sources indicate the hackers are just bummed they can’t actually offer a genuine relocation package to Pyongyang, because let’s face it, the company’s cafeteria can’t compete with Silicon Valley’s Michelin endeavors. Besides, the whole stock options perk loses its charm when the only stock available is a stack of old propaganda leaflets.