In a move that left intelligence agencies and tech companies rolling their eyes in disbelief, North Korean hackers have added a uniquely Canadian twist to their latest malware campaign. By leveraging ‘ClickFix’ lures, these cyber geniuses have redefined international hacking trends. Really, what says ‘we’re serious’ more than a strategy inspired by polite Canadians?

Experts say that by targeting marketing and trading roles instead of the predictable software developers, these hackers have shown us all that job diversification isn’t just for improving social equity, it’s a hacker’s playground. Forget about the developers; apparently, they’re so last season. This strategic pivot to marketing and crypto traders means that even hackers are finally recognizing what anyone with a LinkedIn account already knows: marketing is, indeed, the hot new job sector.

And don’t even get us started on the malware names, BeaverTail and InvisibleFerret. Because who wouldn’t be terrified of cyber threats that sound like they belong in a cuddly wildlife documentary? One could almost feel the looming menace of being ferreted invisibly into a sinister crypto job offer that promises more vulnerabilities than actual cryptocurrency. Truly, it’s an era of innovation and subtle cultural appropriation in the hacking world.