In a stunning twist of modern diplomacy, North Korean cyber agents have decided that the best way to engage with the outside world is through GitHub. ‘Why send a pigeon when you can commit a code?’ remarked one agent, clearly thrilled at their tech-savvy return to stone-age communication strategies.

Sources say at least 19 spear-phishing emails were sent to unsuspecting diplomats, who originally believed the invitations to ‘meetings of mass destruction’ were mere typos. ‘We thought it was just another tech startup trying too hard to be edgy,’ commented one confused embassy staff member.

Meanwhile, the diplomatic world remains on edge, waiting for the next batch of cat memes to turn up as part of a new-age hostile takeover. Experts suggest it might be time for international relations to start using stronger passwords than ‘password123’.