In a twist that will send even Marie Kondo into a digital decluttering frenzy, cybercriminals have decided that your Google Drive’s generous 15 GB of free storage is the perfect hideout for their latest malware invention, NANOREMOTE. Who knew that among the precious selfies, unused spreadsheets, and recipes you’ll never try, lurks a high-tech cyber backdoor?

Elastic Security Labs’ recent exposé shows that the Google Drive API — an essential tool for sharing large video files with people who will never watch them — is now moonlighting as a command-and-control center for hackers. It’s like your Google Drive went from digital attic to villain’s lair overnight!

The new sneaky malware called NANOREMOTE is just the latest in a family of cyber baddies, joining its cousin FINALDRAFT, which traded Google for Microsoft Graph APIs. Because just like in every family gathering, there’s always at least one relative who can’t stand to see Microsoft and Google get along without causing drama.