In the latest twist of the tech world’s longest-running soap opera, researchers have unveiled FvncBot and SeedSnatcher, the Bonnie and Clyde of Android malware. Allegedly armed with more features than a Swiss Army knife, these digital pickpockets are here to ensure your data gets the adventure it never bought a ticket for.

FvncBot, masquerading as a bank security app, targets Polish mobile banking users, because who doesn’t love a good spy flick set in Eastern Europe? Meanwhile, SeedSnatcher takes a more global approach, suggesting even cybercriminals are embracing the gig economy. And ClayRat is back with a makeover that even reality TV stars would envy, promising to swipe your data with more flair than ever before.

But fear not, innocent smartphone users, for the researchers from Intel 471, CYFIRMA, and Zimperium are on the case. When it comes to data theft, these tech sleuths assure us they’re one step ahead—until next week’s episode, at least!